Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Dear Dr. George Church




I am a female who ovulates quite regularly (once a month, to be exact). As such, I feel like my uterus is probably a hospitable environment for a Neanderthal fetus. (I've always thought that if I were to ever give birth, I'd prefer my offspring to be furry in nature. I was originally thinking a puppy or kitten, but I guess science is neat, too.)

I am concerned about a "larger cranial size" exiting my birth canal, but I like a challenge. 

Since it's probably illegal in Canada, can I give birth in an exotic locale?

Yours,

An Adventurous Female Human


Update: This postcard was featured on CBC Radio's "As It Happens" on January 24, 2013. To hear it being read totally deadpan, it's at the 12:00 minute mark.

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