Friday, August 03, 2012

Thanks Rogers.

Places where I have NO cell phone reception in northern Alberta:
  • Anywhere on Highway 28 between Bonnyville and Ashmont
  • Anywhere along the lake
  • Anywhere two seconds over the Saskatchewan border
  • The Cold Lake Public library
  • My bedroom

Places that I get cell phone service in Cold Lake:
  • Beantrees Coffee Shop
  • The North Bay cabins (because it makes complete sense that I have to drive half an hour into the woods to get more than two bars)
  • The bathroom of the Twisted Lizard (as I discovered the other night when I had to hide from a roided-out Cold Laker for 20 minutes)

I think I'm ready to go back to Toronto now. 

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