A Night on the Town

I found the headline a lot more depressing than I should have. (Also, do I sound like a boozehound? And, more importantly, is it truly possible to have a "night on the town" in Cold Lake? Regardless, I like the phrase. It makes going to Boston Pizza and the only bar in town sound a lot classier than it truly is. Or maybe it just makes me sound a lot classier than I truly am.)