-Jay, upon first seeing my Miss Universe-issued "cocktail" dress.
"I can't wait to see 40 girls dancing in silver potato sacks."
-Jay, upon further discussion of the above-mentioned "cocktail" dress.
"What the hell is that thing next to your crotch?!"
-Jay, upon first seeing my Miss Universe-issued bikini.
Trust me guys, this is gonna be good.
My evening dress, on the other hand, is lovely. (Thanks to Brie for hooking me up with Wilshire Fashions, who lent me a sample Laundry by Shelli Segal evening gown.)