For Christmas one year, my parents gave this great laminated poster that had probably been ordered through the Scholastic Canada catalogue. It quickly found a permanent home on the door to my room--it was like a bargaining tactic about why they should let me get a dog (which they never did).
On it, a yorkshire terrier in a sweater was popping out of a basket. "Anyone who says money can't buy happiness, doesn't know where to shop!" it read in neon font.
It's so true.
Welcome to the family, Brockton!