Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Miss Universe Life Lessons

These are the following foods items we bought to eat while watching Miss Universe on Monday: microwave popcorn (with excessive butter and salt), Munchie mix, Swedish Berries, and Crunch 'n Munch.

Five minutes into the opening number it was clear this was a mistake.

A valuable lesson learned: never gorge on high-fat food while watching women with negative body fat values prance around in peacock costumes. Other important life lessons? In a swimsuit competition, a wedgie isn't necessarily a bad thing. Miss Jamaica got one, and she was one of the runners-up.

I'm in the Edmonton airport right now, waiting to board my flight to Vancouver. My left arm aches from my early morning typhoid vaccination and my bag is stuffed to capacity with anti-malarials. It feels like going home again.

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