Funemployment

The pre-application process for Miss Universe is surprisingly straight-forward: a no-brainer three-page application (the first page alone just asks for vitals--which, in this case, involves providing my shoe and bikini size), $30 and two pictures (full-body and facial).

Here are the pictures I chose to submit:


(Were they good choices?)

Today was my official last day at work. Funemployment begins! I plan on using all my free time looking for corporate jobs, with the sole purpose of eventually writing a bestseller; "From Grassroots to Business Suits: How selling my soul paid off my postsecondary debts." It seems like a pretty solid plan.

Until then, it's Alberta time!