Saturday, May 09, 2009

Not too old to make dinosaur noises

Two key things happened today:

1. I tried on a shirt that I used to wear all the time when I was 19. It didn't fit over my breasts, and only reached my bellbutton. Examination of photos from this time period demonstrates that my breasts were, in fact, substantially smaller.

2. While sitting in my empty solarium, waiting for Tristan to arrive (our subletter for the summer), I noticed that I have cellulite on my inner thighs. Until this year, I didn't even know what cellulite was--and today I saw a living, breathing example.


  1. I've learned a valuable lesson: you will never again fit into the clothes you wore at 19. So you may as well donate them to charity. Otherwise you spend years moving around a box of clothes that you are never going to wear.

  2. I still wear clothes that I've owned since I was 13. So, not necessarily the case.

  3. raaawwwwrwrwreerererererrrr

    I just stopped by to make some dinosaur noises.

  4. Anonymous9:00 AM

    That shirt sounds perfectly wearable to me.

    And I think I speak for all men, everywhere, when I say that.

  5. Ryan the Infamous1:16 AM

    So you HAVE changed since you were 19!