Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Will Cut Hair for Beer

Want a haircut in my home while I tell you about my pre-teen sexual misadventures? You're in luck. I will cut hair for beer.

Results may vary. Satisfaction is definitely not guaranteed.

(But seriously folks. If you want a haircut, I'm willing to barter my services for other goods and services.)


  1. I think you missed a spot. There's still a big huge section of hair below the nose and ears that looks like it needs to be taken care of.

  2. Anonymous12:47 AM

    Once again, I find myself grateful that the entire prairies and the great lakes stand between me and you with a pair of scissors.