Want a haircut in my home while I tell you about my pre-teen sexual misadventures? You're in luck. I will cut hair for beer.
Results may vary. Satisfaction is definitely not guaranteed.(But seriously folks. If you want a haircut, I'm willing to barter my services for other goods and services.)
I think you missed a spot. There's still a big huge section of hair below the nose and ears that looks like it needs to be taken care of.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I find myself grateful that the entire prairies and the great lakes stand between me and you with a pair of scissors.
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