Saturday, March 01, 2008

I've got mail.

I can't open my mailbox.

I can see mail in there, its white envelopes poking suggestively through the little window. But my key won't turn. Alex can't get it to open. Natty can't get it to open. I can't get it to open.

It's a daily tease.


  1. Maybe you can jimmy the lock open with a butter knife. That's what my buildling manager has encouraged me to do if I ever need to get into the power meter room.

    If all else fails, take a crowbar to it and then call somebody and tell them it was vandalized.

  2. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Two words: sledge hammer.