This my friend Jordy:
Jordy and I work together at the university. She's pretty awesome. Do you know what the most awesome thing about Jordy is? See that AK-47 she's holding? She made it out of felt.
Check out the rest of her work at http://www.softcorps.ca/ Although I do like the brass (felt) knuckles, my personal favourite is the grenade rattle:
It's unbelievably soothing.