Update: According to the pharmacist, it's likely *not* pink eye. Pink eye is usually really itchy and has much more discharge than I have right now. That's the good thing.
The bad thing is I still don't know what's wrong or what to do about it.
My eyes have swollen since I got up this morning. This afternoon, I was in the magazine lab and pointed it out to a classmate. 'They don't look swollen," she consoled me. "Um, well, I have huge eyes normally, remember?" She looked again. "Holy shit, your eyes are swollen," she said upon further examination. "They're normal-person sized!"
I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, where I'm certain they're going to tell me that I'm a "healthy young girl" and that my body will fight it off. (Liars.)
It's time to bunker down for yet another wonderful and wild year of Jessica's mystery ailments! (Seriously, now. Body? What's up with you? Why can't you get some identifiable illness for once, instead of coughing up blood/dizziness that lasts a month/mystery eye infections?)