Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Paris' Personal Shopper

Whenever I go home to Alberta, one of the first questions I always get asked is, "Did you meet/see any celebrities in Toronto?" Ummm. Sure, I meet a lot of obscure musicians and writers that I've been fawning over for years prior. But celebrities in the "we only adopt babies from foreign countries and floss our teeth with golden thread while holding our pet monkeys" sense of the word? No.

However, most of my friends in Toronto seem to have more encounters than me.

For instance, last night, Smashley was Paris Hilton's personal shopper at Aritizia.

The only reason I decided this was truly blog-worthy was because the pose Ash clearly conned Paris into making is pretty hilarious to me.

This one's for you K-Flo, since the celebrity question always seems to be your favourite.


  1. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Paris could put that one on her cell phone. No worries.

  2. Anonymous1:12 PM

    I love it!
    Thanks Jess!

  3. Anonymous2:02 PM

    i was her personal shopper last night! i fucking love paris!! she was so sweet, polite and nice, and she's super hot in person, although she was wearing a crapload of makeup. she spent $5000. it was insane and so sexual. loves it.
    ... and of course i got her to pose like this. i was like, "p-dawg, let's do something gangsta'." and she was like, "sexual." and i said, "we are sexual bitches." true story.

  4. Anonymous3:19 PM

    So jealous. I heart all celebs!

  5. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Ok, ok. I'm confused. First of all, why would someone need a 'personal shopper'? Can't she shop by herself? I guess I'm bitter becuase all I can afford is group shopping lessons. It's hard in the ghetto.

    Next, how can shopping be sexual, and how is Paris a "sexual bitch"? Is this a reference to her home-movie making proclivities? I would have pegged here as a 'dumb-get-drunk-and-drive-without-a-licence-repeatedly-and-get-her-ass-slammed-in-jail-bitch', but perhaps she's still on the wagon. Just give it time.

    Anyone see the movie "Idiocracy" by Mike Judge? It's a satire about the dumbing down and sexualization of our culture. The film was never promoted or released widely by Fox but you can rent it. It's got people like Paris in it. Check it out.

  6. Can you all please keep her? We don't want her back! She's allll yours! Enjoy!

    -The State of California

  7. With the look on Ashley's face, I have a whole new respect.

  8. Anonymous9:42 PM