For those still curious about my unusual maladies, here's what's going on: I've been to see the cranial sacral therapist. This therapy essentially involves a guy holding your head in a cradling position for an hour straight in exchange for an atrocious sum of money. I'm not disputing that it might work, and I find it quite relaxing, but I won't be going back.
I also to a different doctor. After doing some motion sensory stuff with me, she determined it was likely inner ear problems, and now I have medication to control the dizziness. She said the symptoms of inner ear inflamation (likely acquired during my fever two weeks ago) may last for a few more weeks.
I'm still dizzy, but its subdued a bit now. Most importantly, my sanity has been restored, so I have the will to live again. I guess I just needed someone to tell me that it's not all in my head, and that's it's just all in my head in the literal sense.
Life is good.