This situation has come upon me quite unexpectadly as the result of the following factors:
1) a certain professor and his dreamy sidekick developing hearts and giving all the journalism students a week extension on our feature stories
2) the fact that I worked my ass off at school all week because I thought everything was going to be due on Tuesday, so now I'm actually somehow, miraculously ahead on my work
3) I did not make any plans for the weekend, thinking to myself that I'd be killing myself trying to get work done, when all I have to do this weekend is write an essay (just peanuts, she said, peanuts!)
Can someone please redemptify* this situation ASAP and invite me to do something fabulous? Preferably something involving music, red wine, a chance to wear high heels and a ridiculously short skirt and flirt with musician types? I'd really appreciate it.
Okay? Great! Thanks.
_______________________________________________________________*I don't think redemptify is a real word. But if it was a real word, it would make sense in this context. Therefore, it should be a real word. The End.