Friday, March 23, 2007

Code Red!

It has suddenly come to my attention that it's quite late Thursday night and I have no weekend plans.

This situation has come upon me quite unexpectadly as the result of the following factors:

1) a certain professor and his dreamy sidekick developing hearts and giving all the journalism students a week extension on our feature stories

2) the fact that I worked my ass off at school all week because I thought everything was going to be due on Tuesday, so now I'm actually somehow, miraculously ahead on my work

3) I did not make any plans for the weekend, thinking to myself that I'd be killing myself trying to get work done, when all I have to do this weekend is write an essay (just peanuts, she said, peanuts!)

Can someone please redemptify* this situation ASAP and invite me to do something fabulous? Preferably something involving music, red wine, a chance to wear high heels and a ridiculously short skirt and flirt with musician types? I'd really appreciate it.

Okay? Great! Thanks.
*I don't think redemptify is a real word. But if it was a real word, it would make sense in this context. Therefore, it should be a real word. The End.


  1. Rectify, perhaps?

    I don't like this post, for various reasons. Mostly jealousy.

  2. Awww Alex...

    Anyways kiddo, Im up to hang out with you again since I havent seen you since the last ice age. Perhaps a trip to the dance cave or queen st.?

  3. I want to make a trip to the dance cave. Now I'm also suffering from jealousy.

  4. Anonymous8:58 AM

    I heard about a friend's Dad's klezmer band playing a bar mitzvah this weekend. So if you're into 70-year old musicians...

    Kudos on your invention of the word 'redemptify.' That's very Don King of you.

  5. Rectify *was* the word I was looking for. But I kind of like redemtify. It has a nice ring to it.

  6. Anonymous1:53 PM

    i'm using this weeklong extention to procrastinate some more.

    long live j-school slackery!

  7. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Jess....Its friday night and I am heading to school to sew. Please save me with some exciting plans for the night!
    Or at least call me and maybe we can make something exciting happen...

  8. Redemptify is an admirable word, but only if it has a meaning other then the one already given to rectify. Two words shouldn't have the same meaning.

    "Joe Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife."

  9. "Rectum?!? Damn near killed him!!!"