Hey Andrew, did you know that hair snakes (more commonly referred to as horsehair worms) are a kind of roundworm?
All that time Mom was letting us play with parasites! Cool, hey?
2. Sometimes when I'm walking down the street on a sunny day, I see something in my peripheral vision stuck on my nose. I always try to rub it off but it's impossible to remove.
And then I remember that it's a freckle.
3. I prefer to go shopping alone, however this comes with its hazards. Maybe I'm just bad at picking out sizes, but I get stuck in clothes on a regular basis. Like, pretty much every time I go shopping. Today, for example, I was trapped in this dress for a good 20 minutes in the Winners changeroom before I finally struggled out of it. (Does this happen to anyone else? Or do I just really suck at life?)
4. I'm pretty sure that if I invited Don Cherry out for beer, he'd say yes, and we'd go to House on Parliament and have an awesome time. And we wouldn't talk about hockey. I have lots of old man friends. We'd relate and bond. I might even let Brie tag along. He'd really like me. I'm confident of this--which is why it is a fact for Friday.
Fact: It's inevitable that Don Cherry would love me.
Facts for Friday: Fortified with more awesome than milk.