A Cleavage-Free Bad Metaphor

Facebook is like going out to a scenester club where all your friends are trying to shout and talk over loud music. People are trying to drag you in every direction at once and, really, all you want to do is go home and sleep, but you're afraid that if you do, you'll miss out on something.*

I think I prefer the blogosphere. It's more like your favourite, dimly lit pub where you can get a pint of beer and relax with your friends.

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*Or maybe it just feel that way because it seems like every party picture (and then some) that I've ever posted on this blog has somehow made its way onto Facebook. Looking at Facebook is like reading 10 Premature Nostalgia Sunday morning posts in a row.