Oh! How did I forget:
13. Alberta has more crosswalks. No, seriously. (Although, it is notable that Edmonton cops are also obsessed with jaywalking whereas here you can jaywalk in front of cop car and they won't care at all. Which is probably why Alberta needs more crosswalks.)
My mom told me once that they tried to replace crosswalks with stoplights because drivers weren't stopping when the lights came on. Thus less crosswalks.ReplyDelete
No, I'm not talking crosswalks with flashy lights. Those are expensive. I'm just talking about good ol' stripped lines on the road that mean you have to stop for pedestrians, yo!ReplyDelete
gotchya. Well back home you cross the street willy nilly. I guess its a city thing.ReplyDelete
I was hanging out with monique today and I got major point against alberta. HEALTHCARE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR!
WHAT? Um, no. Alberta health care. Medicare is universal across Canada.ReplyDelete
There are different kinds of health care systems across Canada, and the way we handle it is different, but you don't have to pay for health care. Everyone has an Alberta Health Care card.
not true. alberts is gay city when it comes to healthcare and everyone knows it. okay bottom line. ALBERTA HATES POOR PEOPLE.ReplyDelete
oh yeah also in case you are interested I didnt know that alberta had a no rats policy and we had a stinky rotten potatoe in our kitchen causing this gross mystery smell and the crazy landlady came over and we told her that we thought maybe a rat or something died and she was standing underneath the oven hood thing cus we had it pushed out looking for dead things (and also because she was crazy short)and she was fucking just incherantly yelling THERES NO RATS IN ALBERTA! over and over forEVER and we were like whoa this bitch is crazy but then yeah we found out it was true. the end.ReplyDelete
SO funny, once potatoes have gone bad, it's the worst smell ever! I have been saying that for years now. Thank you!ReplyDelete