Monday, October 23, 2006

Say What?!: Match the Girl to the Quote

Pop Quiz: Which Girl in China Said Which Quote?


1. "I want a baby with a trach[eotomy]. You know, with a little hole in their throat? They are so cute. I want a sick baby to take care of. But only for a couple of weeks, like how we foster the sick kittens, and then give them back. . . I want to adopt because I don't want to get fat. . .For a while I wanted to have my own baby, but only so my boobs would get bigger. But I figure, why not just get implants?"

2. "I think we should all take a community college course on shadow puppets."

3. "Once, I thought I had rabies because I tried to feed a squirrel and it bit me."
"How did a squirrel bite you?!"
"Well, I was trying to feed it because I wanted it to climb onto my hand, but I didn't actually have any food."

4. "I'm gonna shove this down that slut's throat!" [holding a box of birth control]

5. "Wanna give me a sensual back massage? I'll give you fake nails in exchange."


a) Jessica
b) Katrina
c) Ivonne
d) Karen
e) Sasha

24 comments:

  1. 1. Katrina
    2. Karen
    3. Jess
    4. Ivonne
    5. Sasha

    Ok I dont know Ivonne or Karen that well but I decided to take a shot. Please don't hate me if I offended you.

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  2. Your score: 1/5...except I can't tell you which ones are right because then it would ruin it for anyone else who wants to try.

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  3. 1. Katrina
    2. Sasha
    3. Ivonne
    4. Karen
    5. Jessica

    I don't know Ivonne either, but wanted to give this a shot. It beats homework. The fake nails reminded me of the ones you gave Helka, I dunno....

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  4. You also got 1/5, although you got a different one right than Junior.

    Hmmm...if no one can get it, I will give hints soon.

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  5. court1:13 AM

    1. Katrina
    2. Karen
    3. Sasha
    4. Jess
    5. Ivonne

    ok...so I might have a slight advantage cuz I lived with you guys for a year, but those last two have me confused....thats my guess though

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  6. Court, you did slightly better. 2/5. (Truth be told, if presented with these quotes I'm not entirely sure if I could assign the right quotes to the right person).

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  7. 1. Katrina
    2. Sasha
    3. karen
    4. ivonne
    5. Jessica

    if i am the winner than I dunno I am awesome because I only really know you but i seriously think I scored better than the other people.

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  8. maybe reverse my two and three choices now that i think about it

    ugh maybe not

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  9. hmmm... not sure if Im for making another attempt at the moment...

    1/5 aint shabby... better than 0 out of 5.

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  10. Katrina is not 1 because Junior and I both said it and we did not get the same one right, thats all I know... this was hard. but yeah I think reverse my 3 and 4th choices too. I bet Jess is #1 actually.

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  11. Melissa: 3/5
    But I'm not telling you if that's before or after I reversed your number 2 and 3 choices.

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  12. I wanna say my guess for you Jess is right, b/c I remember hearing something about that.

    (Note: If that was actually me, then I need to see someone about what the fuck I can and can't remember)

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  13. Junior:
    At this point in time I can't verify or deny your guess.

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  14. 1.jessica
    2.karen
    3.sasha
    4.ivonne
    5.katrina

    what do you win?

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  15. You win the satisfaction of knowing you're awesome
    Sadly, you win nothing, because you got 2/5.

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  16. Andrew11:05 PM

    Hmmm, let's see. I don't really know any of these people except you, Jess, so instead I'm going to use clever deduction skills (and a spreadsheet)

    1) Ivonne
    2) karen
    3) Sasha
    4) Katrina
    5) Jessica

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  17. Spreadsheet??

    I think thats cheeting.

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  18. *cheating... ok its late. I dont care which one is right... Im goin to bed.

    Can we make a second attempt Jess?? Not at spelling, but at the quiz??

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  19. Not going to post them because certain people in my house might be embarassed by what they said.
    Ask me and I'll tell you over msn.

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  20. 1. Katrina
    2. Ivonne
    3. Sasha
    4. Karen
    5. Jess

    I win!! well, at least i think i do...

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  21. Brie, you do not win. In fact, you only got 2/5 right.

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  22. BOO! I thought that since Court and I actually lived with you girls for a year we would do better! Court, we suck at this game!

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