I've never been to a cottage before.
If anyone would like to rectify this situation, I would heartily encourage this behaviour.
In fact, as a reward, I will plan entertainment for the cottage weekend which will likely include alcohol, micellaneous narcotics, Primal Scream therapy, a mystery surprise, and of course, the requesite goodie bags*.
It's an offer you can't refuse.
*Disclaimer: Alcohol and narcotics will not be supplied in the goodie bags. And the mystery surprise isn't alcohol or narcotics.