I thought maybe this was left for me.
And then I remembered that I have a terrible laugh. Sort of like a donkey braying, or a full-out cackle at times. No one would want to listen to that for hours, let alone days. I pity the poor sucker who would ever wish that upon himself.
And then I also remembered that there are probably roughly 57.3 Jessicas per square kilometer in downtown Toronto.*
Jessica's are such sluts. Don't believe me? Well, seriously, who doesn't know someone who has dated or slept with a Jess?
Point proved, case closed.
*According to Baby Name Wizard (which is this very cool interactive site- I hate that "baby" has to be in the title of the site's name, because it kind of ruins it for me), Jessica was the most popular girls name in North America for two entire decades running!
Amandas think they feel my pain, but they were only the third most popular name in the 1980s and the sixth most popular name in the 1990s. Ashleys might try to commiserate with me but they were only fourth in the 1980s and second in the 1990s. Jennifer is the only other one who might understand, being the most popular name in the 1970s and the second most popular name in the 1980s.
Only Mikes can possibly trump how I'm feeling right now, being the most popular boys name for four straight decades running, from the 1960s, straight through to the 1990s.