Have you had your cervix inspected lately?

"I hate it when people touch my cervix!" Katrina told me as we walked home from the Hassel Free Clinic this afternoon. "And you can quote me on that."

"I wish we had stickers that told everyone we were STI free," she continued.

"Yah, like the stickers you used to get at the dentist or the doctor after you got vaccinated?!" I agreed with her, "I think that after having your cervix jabbed at you deserve a sucker and a sticker at the very least."

We had no stickers to let people know that we're clean, so we had to resort to the standard, but always classy thumbs-up.

Since the bonus of the free condoms at the clinic just isn't enough of an incentive for having a cold metal spectulum inside of you, Katrina and I are patenting our brilliant idea that sexual health clinics should distribute stickers after regular check-ups in order to promote sexual health awareness.

The only problem is that we're lacking in clever slogans. Any ideas?