Saturday, April 22, 2006

Missing Persons Report

Have You Seen This Girl?

Brianne “Brie” H.
Age: 21
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5’4” without heels
Other: monroe piercing on upper lip

Brie was last seen Tuesday afternoon wearing turquoise tights, a frayed denim skirt, and dancing around to Bob Marley after drinking possibly one too many beers in the middle of the afternoon. If you have any information regarding her whereabouts, please let her know we gave away her room to someone else.

1 comment:

  1. for brie's safe return

    please leave the following in an unmarked brown parcel behind the tortilla flats:

    one six-pack red bull
    all easter chocolate
    term paper on post-WWI literature and art in spain
    "nostalgic" photographs of consumer products
    blistex lip medex, one tub of