I really think the resolution I should have made this year was to not stand in any more line-ups.
My mood was gradually starting to improve (I had felt pretty sick earlier in the night) and the fact that Jack was actually using a pay phone made me happier.
When was the last time you actually saw someone using a pay phone? At a bar, no less?
It was so funny that in the process of laughing at Sasha, I knocked over a huge glass of water.
Seriously though, the bottom line is that I hate lines.