Tuesday, December 13, 2005

You, too, can earn a university degree!

With one more final to go, I'm spending the night at home studying. This involves doing online quizzes from my textbook's website. Questions include the following:

Who assists in connecting the prostitute and client?
A)the john
B)a hustler from the hotel
C)the panderer
D)a gigolo

How is hard-core pornography defined?
A)sexually explicit material featuring themes of anal intercourse, bondage, rape, sadomasochism, necrophilia, and sex with animals
B)erotica
C)slightly more extreme than soft-core
D)none of the above

When Andy is home alone, he puts on his wife's dresses, which makes him sexually excited. Andy would be considered a:
A)transvestite
B)homosexual
C)transsexual
D)drag queen

Nudity is illegal when:
A)it is in the locker room of a gym
B)it is in your living room with an open window facing the street
C)it is sunbathing at a local beach
D)A and B
E)B and C

Which of the following sexual variations is probably the most dangerous?
A)troilism
B)asphyxiophilia
C)zoophilia
D)necrophilia

Can you answer all of the above questions correctly?

6 comments:

  1. What course is that? I think I want in. Or do I? I'm also studying for an exam. Technical Communication, the probably the only course that could kill because its so dry. Anyways off to commit suicide by studying.

    Jr.

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  2. The Psychology of Human Sexuality aka the Best Class Ever.

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  3. Anonymous1:20 AM

    ooooh im so excited im takin a human sexuality class in January!! yay!

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  4. Anonymous1:20 AM

    ps- that was Kate.

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  5. Anonymous9:05 PM

    Those are the kinds of questions on your midterm?

    Wow. It appears that you're not wating your tuition at ALL on that class... Take a real psych course!

    Love Jake

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  6. Why? Regular Psych is dull... This Sexuality course may have actually kept me going to school... I am, afterall, the world's dirtiest mind...

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