So, previous photographic evidence had indicated that I may have been cohorting with the Listerine bottle on Halloween.
However, this past weekend an eye witness stepped forward, and a picture came to my attention that clarified the events that transpired.
It turns out that it was a smoking elephant.
This is actually a more logical choice, because as much as I pride myself upon being an advocate and fan of dental hygiene, I really like elephants. I think about them a lot, actually.
I wonder if he kept the trunk on?
Because I kind of suspect that I would have really liked that.
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