So, I've decided that going to see the Dead Body Exhibit at the Space and Science Centre (officially called Body Worlds 2) would make for a strangely sexy date.
Look at it this way: why do first dates go to scary movies? Well, uncomfortable situations breed the need to seek comfort in other people. So there you are, looking at dead bodies, and getting all squeemish. A little hand-holding is in order, don't you think?
Plus there would be the opportunity to make a lot of ill-humoured black jokes. And who doesn't like a dead body?
The sad thing is, this is just one of the many brilliant date ideas I have up my sleeve.