Courtney came back from The Roots show tonight to inform us that faux-mullets are apparently huge right now. Especially curly ones.
"I thought the mullet trend already passed," said Brie, confused.
"Apparently not," said Court, detailing some mullets she had seen throughout the night. "They're huge in Europe right now."
"Well, how can you have a pseudo-mullet?" Brie legitimately asked.
"Well, they're shorter. . ." said Court, grappling for an answer, before conceding that, "a mullet is a mullet."
After discussing the matter at greater length, we've determined that the natural progression from mullets will be a resurgance of the rat-tail. But as Brie pointed out, they would have to be coming out the side of someone's head. Why? Because the uglier the better. (This is also the same logic that explains the initial reapperance of the mullet.)
And the only way to make a rat-tail uglier (and therefore, trendier) is to make it assymetrical and then braid it.
So, get ahead of the crowd, start growing yours now!